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Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
People living at point C, being a point directly in be...
BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then carefully print the chaff.
Byte your tongue.
C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!
C for yourself.
C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.
C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...
C, n: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else.
It is either the best language available to the...
cabbage, n: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there.

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