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• POPULATION EXPLOSION -- when people take leave of their census.
• We all worry about the population explosion -- but we don't worry about it at the right time.
  -- Arthur Hoppe...
• Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
• It is known that in recent years, industrial pollution has caused the Earth's ozone layer to thin, allowing an increase in the amount of ultraviolet radiation that reaches the Earth's surface.
  At the same time, scientists have discovered, the population of a species of salamander that lays its eggs in mountain lakes has declined....
• We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.
  -- Parish Magazine...
• ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!
• BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)