Basically My Wife Was Immature. I'd Be At Home In The Bath And She'd Come In And Sink My Boats.

Basically My Wife Was Immature. I'd Be At Home In The Bath And She'd Come In And Sink My Boats.

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.
-- Woody Allen

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