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• Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
  -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
• Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
  -- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
• When the revolution comes, I will be shot by both sides.
• Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of irresponsibility take you?
  Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at the state college....
• Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.
  Marge: [growls] That's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks....
• Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.
  Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Ba...
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• I do- I do- I do- I do- what any normal person would do at that age.
  You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard....