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• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada
• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep....
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
• The three rules of international air travel: (1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
  (2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you know *exactly* what you're doing....
• Sleep faster: we need the pillows.