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• At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities are scheduled.
• Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
• End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
  ..] -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distributio...
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
• And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
  It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincol...
• I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
  -- Harold S. Kushne...
• A RARE CONJUNCTION OF STARS means bad luck for the rest of your life.
• If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?