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• Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic.
  (crosses stream) "As I thought," he said, "no better from *this* side." -- Eyeore...
• I am Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
• Hello, Mrs. Premise!" "Oh, hello, Mrs. Conclusion!
  Busy day?" "Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat....
• Curse his better angel from his side, And fall to reprobation.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act v, Sc. 2...
• Woman was created from the rib of man; Not from his head to be thought of only
  or from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved....
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• If I had thought thou couldst have died, I might not weep for thee
  But I forgot, when by thy side, That thou couldst mortal be....
• Radiating from the dark side of Mongol...
• Bother! said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.