Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
-- O. Wilde...
Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice....
ARIES (Mar.21 - Apr.19) You are a wonderfully interesting, honest, hard-working person and you should make many new friends, but you won't because you've got a mean streak in you a mile wide.
ARITHMETIC: An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse
ARMADILLO: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.
-- P.J. O'Rourke...
Armor's Axiom: Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
Armstrong's Collection Law: If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.

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