Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Arnold's Addendum: Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Arnold's Laws of Documentation: 1.) If it should exist, it doesn't.
2.) If it does exist, it's out of date. 3.) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws....
Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux.
Aside from one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-S...
Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying
Now it's complete because it's ended here." -- Muad'dib, "Dune...
Art is a jealous mistress. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth. -- Picasso
Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.
Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down. -- Chazal
Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death.
Arthur's Laws of Love: 1. People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
2. The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the...

< previous

10125