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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Good children always obey. Quit acting so childish. Boys don't cry. If yo...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... When are you going to grow up? I'm only doing this for your own good. Why...
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... You wouldn't understand. You ask too many questions. In order to be a ma...
Are you making all this up as you go along?
Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians." -- The Blues Brothe
Are you sure the back door is locked?
Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" "No, Ma'am.
Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat....
Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?" No, Ma'am.
Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat." -- Monty Pytho...
Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?...
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul...

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