Are You A Parent? Do You Sometimes Find Yourself Unsure As To What To Say In Those Awkward Situations?

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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...

Good children always obey.
Quit acting so childish.
Boys don't cry.
If you keep making faces, someday it'll freeze that way.
Why do you have to know so much?
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Why? Because I'm bigger than you.
Well, you've ruined everything. Now are you happy?
Oh, grow up.
I'm only doing this because I love you.