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Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anyone can become angry -- that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way -- that is not easy.
-- Aristotle...
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. -- Publilius Syru
Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the first word he speaks.
Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house....
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlei
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwy
Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobi...

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