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• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• This computer is: a) not smart enough to be artificially intellige
  and b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal....
• The New York Penal Code states that anyone who arrests a dead man for debt is guilty of a misdemeanor.
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Marty: Now let's try another lucky phone call. [phone rings] Wiggum
  Help! Help us! They stole our uniforms, guns, and tasers!...
• Anyone who tries to `enlighten' you is probably selling something. -- Jen Howard.
• Anyone who profits from the experience of others probably writes biographies. JONES
• Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.