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An Ada exception is when a routine gets in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
An Aggie farmer was lifting his hogs, one by one, up to the branches of his apple trees to graze on the apples.
A Texas student walked by and asked him, "Doesn't that take a lot of time?" Replied th...
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. -- Dylan Thoma
An algorithm must be seen to be believed. -- D.E. Knuth
An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the benefit of his country.
-- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639...
An amendment to a motion may be amended, but an amendment to an amendment to a motion may not be amended.
However, a substitute for an amendment to and amendment to a motion may be adopted and the su...
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels. -- A Chinese child
An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel prize winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in Copenhagen.
He was amazed to find that over Bohr's desk was a horseshoe, securely nailed to...
An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here! How do you ge...

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