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An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. -- Adlai Stevenso
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
An efficient and a successful administration manifests itself equally in small as in great matters.
-- W. Churchill...
An egghead is one who stands firmly on both feet, in mid-air, on both sides of an issue.
-- Homer Ferguso...
An elderly couple were flying to their Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane when a terrible storm forced them to land on an uninhabited island.
When several days passed without rescue, the couple...
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.
After some observations and rough calculati...
An engineer is someone who does list processing in FORTRAN.

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