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An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops.
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.
-- David Letterma...
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax.
-- David Letterma...
An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.
-- Karl Krau...
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping that it will eat him last.
-- Sir Winston Churchill, 1954...
An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways. -- Isaac Asimov
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato or a, not too French, french bean must excite your languid spleen.
For, if you walk down Picadilly with a poppy or lily in your medieval hand, every...
An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....

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