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And we heard him exclaim As he started to roam: "I'm a hologram, kids, please don't try this at home!
'" -- Bob Violence...
And what accomplished villains these old engineers were!
What diabolical ways to sabotage they found! Nikolai Karlovich von Meck, of the People's Comissariat of Railroads ....
And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?
She's lost her sparkle, you see she isn't the same....
And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lip
o have questioned her, that she might have opened them...
And yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have a sense of humor, as does history.
Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks tragedy, and this too is historic. And yet, still, when co...
And yet, seasons must be taken with a grain of salt, for they too have a sense of humor, as does history.
Corn stalks comedy, comedy stalks tragedy, and this too is historic. And yet, still, when co...
And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
And, you know, I mustn't preach to you, but surely it wouldn't be right for you to take away people's pleasure of studying your attire, by just going and making yourself like everybody else.
You fee...
Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can....
ANDROPHOBIA: Fear of men.

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