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Americans] are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.
-- Samuel Johnson America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its ...
Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a phenomenon, not a civilization.
-- Shirley Hazzard, "Transit of Venu...
America's best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right person.
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
AMOEBIT: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman. -- St. John Chrysostom, 304-407.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
-- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live...
An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening. -- Marlon Brando

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