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• The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?...
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• Seeing a commotion in Harvard Square, a man strolled over and asked what was going on.
  One of the onlookers explained to him that there was a Mooney who had immersed himself in gasoline and was threatening to set fire to himself to demonstrate his committment to the Rev....
• CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
  A busy man complained one day: "I get no time!...
• It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....
• It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.
  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....