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And did those feet, in ancient times, Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the Holy Lamb of God In England's pleasant pastures seen?...
And do you think (fop that I am) that I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?
And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
-- Kahlil Gibra...
And he climbed with the lad up the Eiffelberg Tower.
This," cried the Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour!...
And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
And I heard Jeff exclaim, as they strolled out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all -- you take credit cards, right?
And I suppose the little things are harder to get used to than the big ones.
The big ones you get used to, you make up your mind to them....
And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
And if California slides into the ocean, Like the mystics and statistics say it will.
I predict this motel will be standing, Until I've paid my bill....

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