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America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? -- Allen Ginsberg
America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rises to the top.
-- Utah Phillip...
America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort.
-- President John F....
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.
-- John O'Hara...
America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America".
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair A...
America works less, when you say "Union Yes!
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking.
It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the differenc...
American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.
American cars are made shoddily... Cars made overseas are far superior. -- Sen. Barry Goldwate

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