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• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
• America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  JOHN BARRYMORE...
• How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it.
  -- J. Brecheux...
• I'll buy that for a dollar.
• America, where you park on the driveway!
• 1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle
  Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children" --Author Unknow...
• Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
  By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....