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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -- Burt Bacharach
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.
The Metamorphosis LITE(tm) -- by Franz Kafka A man turns into a bug and h...
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits.
C...
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner, British film directo
A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around *Boston*.
"Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled...
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H....
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he fou...

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