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1. Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts.
3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. 4. Go very lightly o...
1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman 6.
1 bulls, 3 cows.
1) Everything depends. 2) Nothing is always. 3) Everything is sometimes.
1) Never draw what you can copy. 2) Never copy what you can trace.
3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down....
1. Never give anything away for nothing. 2. Never give more than you have to (always catch the buyer hungry and always make him wait).
3. Always take back everything if you possibly can. -- William...
1: No code table for op: ++po
1) X=Y ; Given 2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2
Subtract Y^2 from both sides 4) (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ...
10. Not everybody looks good naked. 9. Joe Garagiola was a hell of an emcee.
8. Joe Cocker really should stick with decaffeinated coffee....
10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church.
2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman....

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