6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number

2 pints = 1 Cavort

Basic unit of Laryngitis = The Hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

6 Curses = 1 Hexahex

3500 Calories = 1 Food Pound

1 Mole = 007 Secret Agents

1 Mole = 25 Cagey Bees

1 Dog Pound = 16 oz. of Alpo

1000 beers served at a Twins game = 1 Killibrew

2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale U. = 1 I.V.League

2000 pounds of chinese soup = 1 Won Ton

10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes = 1 Microscope

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = 1 Machturtle

8 Catfish = 1 Octo-puss

365 Days of drinking Lo-Cal beer. = 1 Lite-year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies = 1 Fig-newton

to 1 meter per second

One half large intestine = 1 Semicolon

10 to the minus 6th power Movie = 1 Microfilm

1000 pains = 1 Megahertz

1 Word = 1 Millipicture

1 Sagan = Billions & Billions

1 Angstrom: measure of computer anxiety = 1000 nail-bytes

10 to the 12th power microphones = 1 Megaphone

10 to the 6th power Bicycles = 2 megacycles

The amount of beauty required launch 1 ship = 1 Millihelen

- Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
- 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
- A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
- 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
- Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?
- As easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
- 1 + 1 = ? Ask my calculator.
- quantifiers
In techspeak and jargon, the standard metric
prefixes used in the SI (Systè

me International) conventions for scientific measurement have dual uses.... - I'm one with the Universe---on a scale from 1 to 10.