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• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• Bart: I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
  Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world!...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• The typical successful American businessman was born in the country, where he worked like hell so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
  -- Don Marqui...