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• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
• Hello. Can I please speak to Will Dicker?
• Please hold on...
• Please hold. A service representative will annoy you shortly.
• Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
  Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....
• Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please?
  Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?...
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?