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• Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
• Can a vampire catch AIDS...?
• Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man.
• Hello. Incontinence hotline..can you hold please?
• You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• But don't you see, the color of wine in a crystal glass can be spiritual.
  The look in a face, the music of a violin. A Paris theater can be infused with the spiritual for all its solidity....
• The Official MBA Handbook on the use of sunlamps: Use a sunlamp only on weekends.
  That way, if the office wise guy remarks on the sudden appearance of your tan, you can fabricate some story about a sun-stroked weekend at some island Shangri-La like Caneel Bay....
• Do not call up that which you can not put on hold.