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• Please hold. A service representative will annoy you shortly.
• Please hold onto the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
  [and repeated in Spanish] -- Heavenly voice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
  ) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
• Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please?
  Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?...
• That is the dematerializing control, and that over yonder is the horizontal hold
  up there is the scanner, those are the doors, and that is a chair with a panda on it....
• You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
  (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
• No anchovies, please.
• No Applause, Please.