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• Bridge, Kirk here. -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
• (Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm! -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
• WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
  But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later....
• Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want? -- Answering machine madness - authority figure
• Sherwood Forest. Which dear do you want? -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio
• A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
  Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....
• Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's residence.
  I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream....
• Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier.
  (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad's answering machine....
• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...