Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the
tone, please hang up.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the
tone, please hang up.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Related:
- You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa
Procrastination Society.
Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get... - Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of
Enemies.
Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message... - Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are,
er... busy servicing customers, so at the sound of... - Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on... - You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering... - Sherwood Forest. Which dear do you want?
--
Answering machine madness - odd... - You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now,
but if you leave your name and number, someone will... - You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up
right now,
so if you leave a name, number, a list of transgressions... - Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello,
Brother or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles...
