You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa
Procrastination Society. Please leave a message after the tone
and we'll get around to it...
(or)
Hi! This is Mary. I'm afflicted with lysdexic procrastination.
Please leave your message before the tone and I'll get around to
getting it straight.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Procrastination Society. Please leave a message after the tone
and we'll get around to it...
(or)
Hi! This is Mary. I'm afflicted with lysdexic procrastination.
Please leave your message before the tone and I'll get around to
getting it straight.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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