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• A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #26...
• Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
  [Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe...
• Hate. Love. All the same. Burn the world down.
• So, with three ticks left on the clock, it all comes down to this one play.
  If Washington scores here, happy fans will be looting and turning over cars in nation's capital tonight!...
• GOLFER--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes Down Three.
• henry@zoo.toronto.edu (Henry Spencer) wrote: >The trouble is that getdate() is relatively >costly and Geoff is reluctant to run it on every single article .
  ..and then all sorts of people started coming up with rube goldberg schemes to avoid parsing dates....
• CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
• No wonder a repeat performance is called a SECOND HELPING.
  When a man goes for seconds, he needs all the help he can get....
• And the gap, which was just under five seconds, is now just over four.