Clop Clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who Goes There? ARTHUR

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[clop clop]
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of
Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of
all England!
GUARD #1: Pull the other one!
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)