FATHER: Make Sure The Prince Doesn't Leave This Room Until I Come And Get Him.
FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and
FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him.
FATHER: No. Until I come and get him.
SECOND GUARD: Hic.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
(embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
.. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....