LAUNCELOT Leaps Into SHOT With A Mighty Cry And Runs The GUARD Through And Hacks Him To The Floor.
LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and
hacks him to the floor. Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps).
LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming.
SECOND SENTRY: Hey!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
SIR LAUNCELOT runs back up the stairs, grabs a rope of the wall and swings out over the heads of the CROWD in a swashbuckling manner towards a large window.
He stops just short of the window and is left swing pathetically back and forth....
FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
.. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
. (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
BEDEVERE: Oooooh! LAUNCELOT: No Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh .
.. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
(embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...