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• FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
  Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• SIR LAUNCELOT runs back up the stairs, grabs a rope of the wall and swings out over the heads of the CROWD in a swashbuckling manner towards a large window.
  He stops just short of the window and is left swing pathetically back and forth....
• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
  . (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
• BEDEVERE: Oooooh! LAUNCELOT: No Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh .
  .. at the back of the throat. BEDEVERE: No! Oooooh!...
• LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
  ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...