FATHER: Who Are You? PRINCE: I'm ... Your Son .
FATHER: Who are you?
PRINCE: I'm ... your son ...
FATHER: Not you.
LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
(embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
CONCORDE: Quickly, sir, come this way! LAUNCELOT: No!
It's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ....
FATHER: Did you kill all those guards? LAUNCELOT
Yes ... I'm very sorry ... FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each!...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
. (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...