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• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
  What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• CONCORDE: Quickly, sir, come this way! LAUNCELOT: No!
  It's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ....
• FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
  FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him....
• FATHER: Did you kill all those guards? LAUNCELOT
  Yes ... I'm very sorry ... FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each!...
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....