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• Langsam's Laws: 1. Everything depends. 2. Nothing is always. 3. Everything is sometimes.
• 1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always.
  (3) Everything is sometimes. -- Langsam's Law...
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• Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
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