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• Support your local taxidermist. Get stuffed.
• You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
• Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy, do your dirty sinful business.
  Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ....
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
• Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN! WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS!
• I had no desire to be involved in the music busine
  but I saw that Jerry Brandt, who was the head of the music department at William Morris, had a limousine, and he was hanging out with Mick Jagger....
• This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
• mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.