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You May Be Redneck... If Your Taxidermist Bill Exceeds Annual Income.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
You may be redneck... if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
