Related:

• SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!
• I thought you said that your dog does not bite! -- It's not my dog.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance.
  "What happened?" "I was struck by the beauty of the place....
• Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
  ..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• LaForge: "What was that all about?" Barclay: "I had some ideas late last night.
  I needed to consult with the computer about some quantum-electrodynamic calculatons....