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• If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.
• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
  When the credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your wish....
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• half-done, n: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• Progasm: the feeling you get when your code works the first time.