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• Failing to get them to do it your way might mean they're stupid, but it also means you failed to get them to do it your way.
  -- Cal Keega...
• Welcome to Borger King. Your way will be assimilated.
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Hello, classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic hero or a pretty boy, you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king.
  Good for you. -- Artie Ziff's acceptance speech, "The Way We Wa...
• People ask "Where do you get your ideas?"...
• They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
• Work your fingers to the bone, and what do you get? Bony fingers!
• I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated in a horrific way.