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• A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
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• A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
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• A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
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