A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
Related:
- Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to
sleep in the wet spot.
(2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.... - A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
