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• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...