A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
