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• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
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• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
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