A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
